Poly looks so damn appealing now.








And I thought 30 points were easy to get.










Happy one day late birthday Heidi Mama. Sorry we totally forgot.









We got you a cool present though, ages ago.

They're gonna show Prison Break in an hour. As depressed as I am about it, I've decided that Wentworth Miller is a joy that must be shared. As much as I'd like to think that I'm above all the cheena freaks, I'm quite sadly just a normal person, with even more sadly, absolutely no influence on Mediacorp.

Anyway, to all the cheena freaks out there. Don't worry if you don't understand the show. It probably requires a certain amount of higher level thinking anyway. I know you all think Mr Miller would be hotter only if he had long long yellow/orange hair with way too much wax/gel/hairspray/cow dung or whatever else Singaporean boys put in their hair. Also, please reflect on why you are so cheena in the first place.

I'm so not good at this whole I'm not above cheena freaks thing. I'm trying though.





In an effort to be nice, here's the closest thing Mr Miller had to long hair.

I hate that I'm so weak, especially when it comes to you.

They're starting Prison Break soon on 5. I don't see the point, since they'll censor everything anyway. And I'm really upset that now I'm gonna have to share Mr Miller with all these random cheena freaks who also like random 5566 boys. Gross.

I can just imagine the typical blog entry.

" hAizZzzZ today so sianzz. .so boring lahz.. i got watch some show on tv jz now. i think name is prison something lorh. wAh piang dunch knoe what they got tok about le. but that michael scofield very hot woRhzzz.. cUtE CuTe!"

I'm gonna kill myself soon. Bitch and I are planning to write in to Straits Times and complain about the 'religious and moral implications' we are seemingly condoning and imparting to our youths. Seeing as its a Singapore paper, it of course will never make its way to the Forum page. But just to avoid a catastrophe like the above, we'll spend a lot of time and effort in making it sound as pro as possible anyway.

This made me laugh, especially since I was so worked up over that stupid book Tryn gave me to read. And Shane always cracks me up with his silly dance to this song.





I swear, 'Every move' by Peter McPhee is like the story of my life retold, just with a different ending. Well story of the saga of a while back at least. Tryn is such a freak to lend me a book like this.

Why why why is it that Clarissa always refers to some malicious vindictive bitch in every book I read? She's always the old spinster everyone hates or the evil grandma or whatever. Super super annoying. I hate my name, especially with the prostitute stigma attached so lovingly to it.






I wish my parents had put a bit more thought/research into it and not just named me after Dad's secretary.






Thank God they didn't go with Mum's choice of Heather though. I'd much rather be a prostitute than a feather.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is such a slut. How can she like my Wentworth Miller? I hate hate hate her and hope she gets strangled to death by psycho Haywire who's recently just escaped from jail. Or T-bag could rape and kill her I suppose. No wait. She can't die thinking she's attractive. Stupid anorexic slut.

I've officially been christened 'Satan's child'. I went outside to get some juice, and Nirvana's Rape Me was blasting on the com. Dad got the shock of his life I think. HAHA.

Seems like everyone's born in September. I'm gonna be so broke this month. Saving up for the big splurge is oh so hard when I already splurge everyday. Its about time the parents upped my allowance again. Every six months just about cuts it even right?

I suppose its gonna take a bit more of a convincing argument than that. Off to work I go!

I think its about time I do something drastic. Shake things up a little. Life's getting a bit too mellow already. Imagine this, Clarissa Cross filing up her worksheets. Delly Belly's gonna be so proud.